Monday, September 1, 2008

I Know You've Never Seen These Before!

I was traveling with a couple of people from corporate Foot Locker on Friday and we traveled to a new Nike ID store located on 21 Mercer Street in China town. If you have ever felt like you have an outfit but can not find the right sneakers to match? Well then just design them! That's exactly what Nike ID's are, custom AF1, Dunks, Max 90, Max 95's etc. The price range is from $175 and up but the designs that you can create are limitless. Below are a few pictures and textures you can use to design your sneakers.









Song of the week......Drive Me Crazy!

What's up Y'all. I consider myself a music junkie and I'm always looking for new music to play before the radio sabotages it by playing it 30 times every hour. I found a new song from a rapper called 2 Tymz and the link to listen to the song is below. I don't think he's signed yet but if he keeps making music like this he soon will be. Let me know what you think in the comments section.

http://www.love1011.com/cc-common/artist_submission/player.html?art=186752&gateway=exiting

Gave em' the Business!

Back again people! Now I normally don't promote this but after years and years of gangsta rap and great rappers even dying behind their lyrics, has no one learned anything? I'm talking about Yung Berg! My man got his transformers chain stolen during a brutal beat down he received by members of a Detroit night club called Plan B owned by rapper Trick Trick, no not Trick Daddy, Trick Trick, we all know Trick Daddy won't buss a grape to make wine. Anyway, the altercation occurred from a previous situation where Yung Berg allegedly spit in the face of Trick Trick a few months ago. Now Months later Yung Berg enters the club owned by the man he spit on. DUMBASS!!!!! Maybe if he bought one of my shirts Whole Click Dough Sick as you see on the right for $15 dollars he can still front like losing a $70,000 chain don't mean nothing to him. Well hell it was a thought! Below is the new owner of no longer Transformer but now Decepticon Chain!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Driving Down The Block!

I know we've all heard of the Funk Master Flex Car Show and of course the television show called Pimp My Ride. But none of these shows have anything on Rolex Monterey Historic Automobile Races. This is where your bank roll gotta come from old money. How else are you gonna purchase a custom 1953 Chrysler hot rod, the man in the picture below is Jay Leno. And this car can absolutely steal the show on any damn show he goes on. The heart of this monster is the V-12 Chrysler tank engine, which weighs 2,000 pounds all by itself. And the best part is that the mileage on this beast is 5MPG. Most of us wont even be able to drive this shit for a whole day without going broke. Imagine Driving Down the Block listenin' to Kidz in the Hall in this:

Anonymous Gangsta





I pulled this entry from Allhiphop.com in the rumors section. For those who have heard about the rumor about how The Game and Bow Wow made a $100,000 bet on a game of Madden 09'. Surrounding the rumor The Game said that Bow Wow should also throw in Ciara as a prize and Bow Wow replied that "C" was old news, then Bow Wow said that The Game should throw in Mia. Below is the recoil of such adolescent behavior, an Anonymous person sent an email to the editor of Allhiphop.com with a reply to what Bow Wow and The Game said. If many of you do not have a clue about what I'm talking about, thats exactly my point, Bow Wow or The Game have yet to comment:

Allhiphop.com

DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS, BUT THE GAME AND BOW WOW BEST BEWARE!

I got this letter from somebody that refused to give their name. All I can say is they seem to know a lot and is appalled at the treatment of Ciara. Check it: I don’t know nothin’ about what is fact or fiction in this email. I said that, because it’s the truth -I know nothing. Typically, I know when something is real or fake. You know I am a Game fan and have actually resolved my issues with Bow Wow, who I used to love calling Wow Bow.

I GOTTA CALL OUT BOW WOW AND GAME.. THEY LEAVE ME NO CHOICE…

First, let me start out by saying this aint a attempt to get fame or money, so I will even remain nameless.. But it just so happens that the 2 lamest n***as on the planet (besides Soulja Boy), decide to disrespect my peoples (Ciara).. I know Game and Bow Bow personally, and they know my style and how I get down. Therefore, I don’t know why they would even come out they mouth sidewayz towards Ci Ci, and they know I will break they fukin faces..But before I do that, I’ma air they asses out, and pull the sheets off they ass real quick(no homo).. I’ma start with Game….

Game’s cousin f***s with my best friend’s sister, so we have been around each other numerous times, and he always on some “lets all chill” s**t. So one weekend, me and my squad was down in Memphis, because I was meeting with some people about a nightclub im about to open out there. My n***a’s sister call and says “Game and his people out that way doin promotion, and they gonna call ya’ll so ya’ll can come to a party they throwing”.. We aint have s**t else to do, so we accepted the invite when his lame ass called. Long story short, he claims the party got cancelled, and he wanted us to meet them at the strip club. So we did.. To make another long story short, Game ends up getting his d**k sucked by a stripper, that happens to really be a MAN. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, and say that he didn’t know she was a man at first.. When this n***a came from the V.I.P, he was looking all shook-up and s**t.. He wasn’t even gonna tell us, until another female that was on my d**k all night, called it out to everyone. (I had a REAL female).. Game gets all loud and starts poppin off in the club. I was laughing, cause I know who he really is, and all that bark don’t mean s**t.. Somehow the dude/female gets his number and calls Game 2 days later. Long Story short, the dude/chick threatened to leak it out unless he broke her off some bread, and took her/him on vacation. So this n***a ends up takeing the chick/dude to Vegas for a weekend, and shells out a few thousand.. I wish Game would try to deny it, because I have the instant messages they shared, and the pics that the dude/chick took on a camera phone of him and him/her. But Game will know ecaxtly who I am when he reads this, and I pray that he acts stupid and confronts me. But I know that wont happen cause he know my resume`, and how I rock..Plus, my money too long for that clown ass n***a to try me… Lets move on to Bow Wow….

I know Bow Wow through JD (and that n***a JD owe me money for that last studio he built too, but I wont put him out there about how he broke..don’t think I forgot n***a!).. But anyways, this n***a Bow Wow talks crazy gangsta these days.. Aint you the same n***a that was harlem shakein in videos, and singing about puppy love? You are a internet/youtube/106&Park gangsta.. He failed to tell the world about how he was sick as hell when Ci Ci let his ass go.. Or about how he was calling her phone, threatening to kill himself if she didn’t call him back.. Or what about last all star weekend Bow???????? We happened to be in the same hotel, and this n***a had a broad running around telling everybody on the strip how the n***a got drunk (off some Bacardi light) and s**tted all over his bed in the room…. Also, lets tak about Candace... The Candace that burned ya ass, and caused Ci Ci to stop fukin with you in the first place.. Or how bout we leak that video of you talking about my nigaa Jim Jones? Remember that? The tape where u said he needs to stop screamin BALLIN, unless he can afford to buy instead of lease? You paid my n***a, Ransom, good money to destroy that, cause you know Capo would beat ta lil ass.. Last but not least, should we speak about how my manz fucked ya momz at the Hamptons last labor day weekend? Lets save that for another time… I just wanted to air the n***az out real quick.. And both of ya’ll know exactly who the fuck I am.. Get at me if you feel froggy.. And if Ci Ci name come out either one of ya’ll mouths again, you already know what it is.. You food n***a!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Thats A Ma'n Baby! Austin Powers



This is the most confusing photo I have ever seen from a woman taking a nude photo. What we have here ladies and gentlemen is a photo of Serena Williams in last months issue of Jade Magazine. The reason why I'm so confused is that I don't know whether to actually like the photo or whether to worry about the fact that I may like men because of how manly the upper body of this photo looks. There's no hips! I'm so confused as to whether or not this is a man with a huge soft ass of a women or a woman with a huge cut back of a man. This is one of those horseman, what do you call them? A Minotaur. Yeah that's the name. And I like Serena it's just something about this photo! Am I the only one who thinks this?

Crack is Wack Campaign!





Greetings Crackheads, Dope Fiends, Glass dick oficianado's and people from the 70's. The following may offend you all in some form or another however, the truth hurts, therefore I would like for you to view the true definition of a crack head provided by the good people of urbandictionary.com:

CRACKHEAD

People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizziness and/or vomiting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...

Then Agree or Disagree in the Comments Section Whether the following people above are considered crack heads! And Whether or not a national campaign should be created with the money we get from raising the shit of cigarette prices. And Put these faces and similar faces on a ad on the middle of the highway and scare the shit out of our youth into not not taking drugs. Well Maybe not the Chappelle one, that might just make kids use drugs.